BE A TOTALLY INSANE PERSON: WEAR HEAD-TO-TOE HOLOGRAM

Although most of us are content dressing in a somewhat subdued tone (I revert to an all-black ensemble at least once a week), it’s nice to know that if you ever wanted to go full-blown Amanda Bynes DGAF‘d out, there are manufacturers all over the world creating sartorial options for you. I have a fantasy of someday wearing an entire outfit made of holographic items, and I’ve found that this would be entirely possible.

Futuristic Hologram Hat from 80sTees.com, $30

Eleven Paris Holographic Leather Biker Jacket from ASOS, $695.77

Holographic Silver Rainbow Shiny Metallic 90s Stretchy Tank Top from Etsy, $55

Kill City Melting Holographic Foil Junkie Jeans from dollskill.com, $142.40

Qupid Salya-565 Hologram Round Toe Flat from Urbanog, $17.80

Marc by Marc Jacobs Techno Wallet from Shopbop, $158

Fact: if you wear every single one of these items at the same time, you will yourself become a hologram and gain the ability to walk through walls, slip in and out of vision, teleport to outer space, and perform onstage with hologram Michael Jackson and hologram John Lennon at next year’s Coachella festival.